Thursday, December 25, 2008

Woodford

The Woodford Folk Festival is a six-day-long jewel of an event. For the final days of every year since 1987, thousands upon thousands descend on a glorious tract of land between the Sunshine Coast and Brisbane Valley to suck in the luscious sounds of more than 2000 performers, soak up the sunshine and the perennial rain, and share the utopian peace and love that permeates the air, the people, the very mud beneath the stalls and gumboots.

Lucky, lucky me - I'm going again this year. I fell completely in love with the festival on my virgin visit this time last year, and in preparing for this year's six-day camping party, I've managed to score myself a media pass. Rest assured I will be scurrying about thrusting my Sony IC Recorder in any face I can distract for ten seconds. The Big Plan is an article, with pictures provided by the wonderful Chris Ahern, worthy of a Major Publication. And the blog, obvs!

Merry Christmas everyone. See you on the other side!

Hungry Kids of Hungary/The Bawdies/The Basics @ the Zoo, 26 November 2008

So way too long ago – about three weeks – I scored myself a ticket to a show I’d been wanting to see since the duelling-guitars poster graced the bathrooms of the Zoo: the Basics, a trio of good-old-60s-rock-and-rollers from Sydney, versus – not featuring, VERSUS! – the Bawdies, Tokyo’s answer to the Beatles but with way, way cooler hair. Couple this with supporters Hungry Kids of Hungary, who have been on every single gig poster around Brisbane for the last six months but who I had never seen, and I was gnashing at the bit.

Oh my gosh you guys, I was not disappointed.

Hungry Kids deserve all the hype they’ve been getting – including winning the Triple J Unearthed competition’s QLD Big Day Out spot, go see ‘em! I will be honest: they are not the prettiest band I have ever seen. But holy hell can they write a good tune. Cheerful sixties-influenced tunes, tight little hooks and honest lyrics are just the start. Brisbane’s full of good musos – good songs, on the other hand, are hard to come by. Pick up a copy of Hungry Kids’ self titled EP if you can get your hands on it, it’s only five tracks, and in the words of Our Kylie, I can’t get ‘em out of my head.

Next up were the Bawdies. I knew next to nothing about these cats before they got on stage. I will proceed to tell you everything I have learned:
1. Frontman Ryo Watanabe (Roy) is a fox
2. Also has an intensely awesome voice - screamin', anyone?
3. Guitarist’s stage-name is Taxman!
4. Scientifically proven to be impossible not to dance to this awesome carbon-copy of Everything Hip about the 60s
5. Japanese dudes: they know how to Rock.
Shit in that club was jumpin’ jumpin’, y’all. I had more fun than I’d had at a gig all year, probably (that includes you, Splendour!), despite getting sweated on by aforementioned Joel. Roy has about 10000000 watts of energy, all projected through his sparkly, sparkly smile and rough n’ raw vox, and the Bawdies’ unapologetic 60s rock and roll translates almost as well onto CD (or record, if you want one). Highly recommended for a Good Time and Dancing.

After the non-stop energy of the Bawdies, the Basics were a welcome, if slight, deviation. Their kind of 60s-influenced sound is a sparser, more modern breed of Good Old Rock n’ Roll. Beautifully written homages to the greats of the early days of pop music, their songs are filled with tongue-in-cheek lyrics and gorgeous three-part harmonies executed to perfection. Lovely little in-jokey one-line riffs pepper their repertoire. Slow songs are elegantly paced and just heartfelt enough not to grate, and up-tempo songs like 'Rattle My Chain', with its doubled guitar/bass hook, echoey vocals and crisp percussion, get everyone dancing. The guys on stage seem completely in their element, responding effortlessly to some wanker (IT WAS JOEL) going, “Play Heart’s A Mess!” (Wally de Backer, aka Gotye, is the Basics’ drummer) and filling blessedly short gaps between songs with easy banter.

One of the reasons I really the Basics is that they are unashamedly Australian – and let me make myself very clear in saying this does not mean G’Day Mate Kangaroos You-Beaut True Blue Waltzing Matilda OR Barnsey OR Akka Dakka. I mean, their sound, demeanour, songwriting, on-stage vibe and tunes themselves are laid-back, self-deprecating, and well-done. They feel genuine, and people are picking up on it – I’ve heard tunes like ‘Three Cool Cats’, ‘Rattle My Chain’ and 'Just Hold On' played in Queen St mall, before other shows at the Zoo, and in boutiques.

Add to this the fact that bass player Kris Schroeder has something I call the Presence, meaning that he inexplicably looks famous, and you have a sharp little set-up there, boys. Complete with matchy-matchy – but relaxed! – slim trousers, shirt-sleeves and ties, the Basics are one to watch, In My Professional Opinion. Check ‘em out.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Thanks for the stress, Facebook

Social networking angst, or SNA as it's known by me exclusively, is affecting every single one of us (that's on Facebook or MySpace, or, god help us, Bebo). There are multiple causes of SNA, and the effects of it can be debilitating: did you know that every person on Facebook spends, on average, ten hours a week angsting over whether they should add someone as a friend from the 'People You Might Know' sidebar?

Okay so that might not be true. But the fact remains that I spend at least some part of my precious (not really) time angsting over social networking sites. Along with the admitted thrill of stalking someone with the help of Internet Technology a la the CIA of the Sixties (espionage!), there come the unexpected strains on my conscience from such dilemmas as: Will My 'Religious Views' Alienate My Friends?, Do I Tag Or Don't I?, and Extremely Unflattering Photos from the Night Before! Stress from the internet: what next.

My least favourite SNA-inducing circumstance is when someone has added me as a friend, someone with whom I have about a bajillion friends in common, and I am certain I have never met them. This has almost caused me a facial-muscle strain from looking confused so hard. I mean, what is the correct protocol here? Do I message them going O HAI WHO R U NEWAY? Do I ignore the request and risk cutting off all contact with a long-forgotten primary school friend? Where are the RULES?

My strategy seems to consist entirely of leaving the friend request to languish in my notifications folder for about a week until a particularly decisive mood is upon me and I randomly click at the bars underneath the picture until it disappears. Sorry, Blake Denning - I don't really know who you are but I hope we can be friends anyway?

Another cause of SNA is the whole event-invitation debacle that strikes regularly. I have issues when people don't follow up on appointments they've said they'll keep. Facebook totally facilitates this! Here is the scenario: I invite people to a Facebook event. People respond to the Facebook event with a "yes". Then people don't show. Gen Y: you're not doing much for the stereotype!

This kind of SNA leaks over into real life, too. In My Experience, members of my generation are much more blase about keeping appointments than our older relatives. I'm not sure exactly what can be held accountable for this demographic-wide commitment-phobia (hint: it's probably the internet) but jeez it's annoying.

Popular culture: I love you but I blame you for the inadequacies of my friends and acquaintances.

P.S: A Facebook friend of mine posted this awesome article if you'd like to muse more on your hopeless addiction to social networking.